Joke of the day 5

Our class with her was over but we were still obssessed with bitching about her, updating each other on her news. Today I was shocked to see her MSN nick saying that "Why this sem some groupmates IS so MCP, naggy, different from the rest, crazy and petty????" Come on who is crazy and naggy?

Being a kayoh PR director of HSBC, I traced to the root of this issue and realized that she put this nick 'cos of an email from the most patient member in our group. I'm quite surprised that she still can't wake up 'cos even the most patient person even voiced out her problems.

This is what he wrote to her. Well, you think this might not be that funny but if you know how quiet he is and yet cos of her, he wrote this kinda email. Imagine how she'll respond haha... But I thinkt the thick skin big head shorty will say "huh?" cos she's too dumb to understand the email and her problems.

In case you are still confused why I am so pissed off this morning, let me
sunmmarize it for you.

1. You are late...for a major presentation

Now I dun give a shit if you are late for normal lessons, but being late on
a major presentation is simply ridiculous however good your excuse may be.

I expected you to go sit down quietly and yet, you created a din. Besides,
if there is really a video you wanna show, I expect you to consult the group
first. Isn't this courtesy? You are not the princess of the world.

2. The audacity to lie to us

I can smell stinking garbage from a mile away, and this morning you happen
to be the stinkiest of the lot. A surprise from ?? Come on. You can do
better than that. Perhaps I will feel better if the video is professional
but it clearly is not. If you want your 15 min of fame, come on time.

I only hate one type of people in this world - liars. You didn't just lie to
me, you lied to your team mates, the prof and the entire class. I will hide
my face in shame if I were you.

3. Audacity to think we are morons

If lying to us isn't bad enough, you expect us to buy your story. Do we look
like idiots to you? Nope no one buys your story by the way, since we are not
morons.

I am glad that is not here today, after seeing the nonsense you have
stirred up. Dun go whining to me after reading this email that you are
innocent, or to the prof for that matters. None of us are dumb here.