Joke of the day 7

Breaking News from Taiwan:

Thanks to my friend, J*ff**e who's also from her BSM Taiwan trip. Bro, sorry for putting our conversation on my blog for the sake of the club (hehe... feel quite evil)

What happened to her:
xxのj*ff**e: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
the news pass so fast to u?
the ppl here are getting fed up with her
yes she lost her fone in the afternn, den made the bus wait for her like 20++min

About her enthusiasm during the business trip:
xxのj*ff**e: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx says:
den she veri big mouth wan, everyone she also talk to, and use singlish some more
sometimes she asked quite stupid qns
the prof is also scared of her

About the regional head of our HSBC (BSM Taiwan Brunch) who has to share the room with her: (apparently he still managed to protect his chastity belt)
she went to other ppl's rm to sleep la!
den make the other gal super tired
cos not enuf space, n talkative
yest at taipei 101, j*** was discussing how to knock her out with my grpmates, lol

After the report was submitted to the boards, one director currently in Taiwan with the president has validated that the news was correct. She updated the report to the boards again:
hello guys,

greetings form taiwan!
hahahah you guys are damn efficient!!!
i was shocked when i read ur email cos the news travel so fast eh.

anyways, she claimed she lost her handphone. we dont believe what she said though.
and when she got back, she gave some stupid lies again la.

was supposed to meet at 115pm to board the bus.
at around 1.12pm, my grpmates & i saw her trying on shoes at a shoe shop, empty-handed though.

when she didnt turn up after waiting for her, the TA decided to go down to wait for her while we went to our destination.
and when TA & HS arrived at our destination, she was carrying a lot of plastic bags la!

and after that we went back to the bus, we overheard her conversation.
she claimed she went up to wait for the bus but the bus wasnt there. when her grpmate probed her what time, she said 12plus. gosh, who would go up to wait for the coach at 1230 when the meeting time is 115pm?
and after tat she said she went down after she saw that the bus was not there and that she lost her hp.

but seriously, we didnt believe that she lost her hp.

and she didnt apologise to ser-keng thereafter.
oh and becos she was late, TA & her have to take a cab down to our destination. when they reach there, she didnt even pay for the cab fare and expect TA to pay. she just happily grab her plastic bagS and got down the cab, leaving the TA to pay for the cab fare.

okiesss, that's all hahaha
actually got a few more stuff that happened but i lazy to type out. hands very tired liao.

will update when i'm back from taiwan..

Well she rocks everywhere sia! Some more Taiwanese businessmen have even spotted her dumbness and her Acting-cu-LATENSS.